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Keys to The Sh*tshow keychain showing Keys to the on one side and Sh*tshow on the other between black stripes
Keys to The Sh*tshow keychain resting on a notebook with a blue bead garland
Keys to The Sh*tshow keychain hanging on a wall hook with keys
Keys to The Sh*tshow keychain on a gold tray with car keys, a phone and a candle
Close-up of the gold-tone metal clasp and key ring on a cotton webbing keychain
Keys to The Sh*tshow keychain size chart, 9 inches long by 1.25 inches wide
Cotton webbing keychains shown four ways: on keys in a front door, clipped to a tote bag, on a backpack and in hand by a car door
Keys to The Sh*tshow keychain showing Keys to the on one side and Sh*tshow on the other between black stripes
Keys to The Sh*tshow keychain resting on a notebook with a blue bead garland
Keys to The Sh*tshow keychain hanging on a wall hook with keys
Keys to The Sh*tshow keychain on a gold tray with car keys, a phone and a candle
Close-up of the gold-tone metal clasp and key ring on a cotton webbing keychain
Keys to The Sh*tshow keychain size chart, 9 inches long by 1.25 inches wide
Cotton webbing keychains shown four ways: on keys in a front door, clipped to a tote bag, on a backpack and in hand by a car door

Keys to The Sh*tshow Keychain

$ 25.00
$ 25.00
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Sku: A5-KQ1


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Every chaotic household needs a keychain that tells the truth. "Keys to the" sits on one side, and "Sh*tshow" with little stars sits on the other, both framed by black stripes. The sturdy clasp keeps essentials secure, even on the wildest days. It is a funny gift for busy parents, roommates or the friend whose life is a happy mess.

9"H x 1.25"W x .25"D 

  • Designed and assembled with love in the USA
  • Cotton webbing strap
  • Gold-tone metal clasp and key ring
  • 9" long x 1.25" wide
  • Easy care: wipe clean as needed

 

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Rustic Marlin is a home decor brand founded out of love in 2012 when husband and wife founders tied the knot. Crafting joy with love, and a whole lotta wood. What started as a wedding project has grown into a nationwide brand known for its quality and heart.

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